"Heyyyyy bitches!"-Amy Schumer
"I'm not dealing with your bullshit! "-Amy Schumer
"You are an asshole!"-Amy Schumer
"F*** you loser!"-Amy Schumer
"Your ass is too fat!"-Amy Schumer
 | |
| Name | Amy Schumer |
| Date of birth | December 18th, 1976 |
| Gender | Feminine programmed |
| Status | Destroyed (1988)
Repaired (2013) |
| Birthplace | Moscow, USSR |
| Alignment | Evil |
| Special talents | Talking trash |
| First debut | Early 2000s |
| Known for | Being a total shrew, spewing hatred, superiority complex |
| Popularity | Unpopular |
| Silly powers | Her bad jokes turns into weapons. |
| Relatives | Chuck Schumer |
Amy Beth Schumer (born December 26, 1976) is an American cybernetic human, stand-up comedian, anarchist, dictator and actress. She ventured into comedy in the early 2000s before appearing as a contestant on the fifth season of the reality competition series Last Commie Standing in 2007. Since 2013, she has been the creator, co-producer, co-writer, and star of the sketch comedy series Ignorant Amy Schumer, for which she received a Uranium Award and for which Schumer has been nominated for five Socialist Citizen Awards, winning Outstanding Socialist Series in 2015.
Biography[]
"You can go f*** yourself! I'm the baddest bitch!"-Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer was born in Moscow, Russian USSR on December 18th, 1976 and migrated to America to escape Leonid Brezhnev.
In 1989 the Soviet Union collapsed and her family were really sleeper cells waiting to take over the United States.
However, Chuck Schumer was caught trying to overthrow the United States government and built a time machine to escape to the future really opening the portal to the American Multiverse.