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Asscrackistan
Capital Cable City
Population 45% less since 2003
Languages Asscracki
Government Psychological Despotic Regime
Legislature Homicidal Assembly
Head of Government None
GDP -$345,000,000
Currency Camel Poop
Human Rights None

Asscrackistan, a major country in central Asia and the main producer of fecal oil. Also home to rabid donkeys, giant nerd spider, and land whales. The barren surface is covered with landmines and also unexploded ordinances that were planted by the Soviet Union in the 20th century.


History Edit

In the very beginning of Asscrackistan the tribes argued about everything from goats to women.

Then in 800 B.C. herders found a glowing green light in the ground and the rest was history.

The new found material was called urinium after smelling like urine.

In 1000 A.D. urinium was used in about everything from daily life to warfare.

Asscrackistan was a wealthy and powerful country by the end of the 15th century.

However this changed when the Europeans started to travel to Asia and conquered their land.

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