Poo yow!(POO-yow) the newest Asian religion that came from a Chinglish phrase Poo-poo moo-moo meaning "Don't tell me!" the person does not want to hear it.

The Way of the Goats Edit

The Way of the Goats or Give me yo money or I shoot you is an art of Barnyardmancy. Barnyardmancy is the art of listening to animals when they are talking to you. The Golden Turnpike is the gates to high learning and understanding of the universe. A recent report in Minor Weekly stated, "All of us who is in favor of the Goat will be chosen as Goatists"

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