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Canadia
Canadiaflag

The National flag

Canadia

Canadian Empire

Capital Ottawa
Population
Languages Flinch, English and other languages
Government Monarchy
Legislature Canadian Parliament
Head of Government Prime Minister
GDP N/A
Currency Canadian Dollar
Human Rights EXCELLENT


Canadia, an empire that rules the upper part of the United States of America. The Canadians rule their empire with some provinces and regions.



HistoryEdit

Canadia was settle by Porkish tribes from northern Your-Rope in 1000 A.D. and then the Porkish made earldoms and duchies. The Porkish were then subject to wed wives from different lands. In 1230 the Canadians invaded the coastal regions and forced the Porkish to speak Flinch. They also gave these brutes, goats and livestock to eat, which helped the economic crisis. Their king Krumb (1209-1279) united the country. Then more than three hundred years later Canadia was invaded by the French, and then the British.

The 17th Century Edit

Canadia was settled by hopeless French (Flinch) people in the 17th century. The English kings hated the idea of the Flinch becoming an official language of the provinces. Then one day a ship called the Disgraceful set sail for Canadia in 1625 to massacre the Flinch people. On board the Captain Richard Hogneck was looking out his port hole and saw ugly women (manatees) which he called sirens.

Culture Edit

Canadian culture is more interesting than any other country in the world.

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Moose rodeo in 1945.

They have maple syrup, moose rodeos, hockey, and other fun activities that shaped their culture.

Also the bikini has been a very popular thing in Canadia since its introduction.

Canadians are proud of their happiness and are often seen as happy-go-lucky people who do not let politics get in their way.

Food & Drink Edit

Whiskey, beer nuts, nutmeg, and is the basic diet of a Canadian. Whiskey is produced in the northern regions of the country. The British brought whiskey to the area in the Colonial Era.

The Canadians eat a lot of maple syrup with everything and also bacon which is ham in American.

Politics Edit

The Canadia For Canadia Party is the largest political party in all the land.

Canadia is the most freedom loving country in the world and also has freed healthcare for their people.

Popularity Edit

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Popularity increased in Canadia since the introduction of the bikini!

The Canadians were once voted the most laid back people on Earth and Canadia. Not showing much for the rest of the world. Their popularity has skyrocketed up to 99% this is good for the tourist bureau which the native language is the Flinch dialect.

World Affairs Edit

Government Edit

The Canadian People's Parliament is the supporter of legislation and non-Communist ways of life. Meanwhile the October Party is the minority partisan party that meets every October 23 and drinks beer.

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