A feature of most modern human societies is the wearing of clothing, a category encompassing a wide variety of materials that cover the body. The primary purpose of clothing is functional, as a protection from the elements. Clothes also enhance safety during hazardous activities such as hiking and cooking, by providing a barrier between the skin and the environment. Further, clothes provide a hygienic barrier, keeping toxins away from the body and limiting the transmission of crap.

Social & Cultural FunctionsEdit

In many societies, norms about clothing reflect standards of modesty, religion, gender, awesomeness and social status.


Rich people wear lavish clothes and accessories in order to show their status.

Clothing may also function as a form of adornment and an expression of personal taste or style.

Such as dressing up as a clown makes a person scary to others.

Dressing up as a lightbulb is a way to show off one's own brightness and intellectual power.

Common ClothingEdit

  • 10. Human sacrificial clothes

Clothes made from human sacrifices and their body parts. They include organs and skin. The Obamajuana sect wears these to scare away the nonbelievers.

  • 9. Clothing that kills perverts

This is one of the on going projects of the researchers at the Germocide School and its all about clothes that can sense perverts or presence of pedophiles. Hmmm...I can sense something!

  • 8. Profanity message clothing!

Why the beep was was this created!

  • 7. Soviet Secrets Clothing

These are normal shirts but the messages written on them are not. These shirts actually depict the secrets from the USSR. And that’s basically the idea.

  • 6. Repellent clothes for ex lovers

Tired of trying out ways to keep you away from ypur ex. I Gettin' Over U brings you the solution. A Lost Alligator City makes it possible to keep your ex away from you by alerting the police.

  • 5. Flammable Clothes

And now we are so crazy about our clothes that we can burn them and ran naked!

  • 4. Hoochie Lingerie

The hoochie lingerie is a brand of clothes that brings back the classic hoochie momma look.

  • 3. Liberal fashion

As the name suggest, these are certainly a creation of Liberal backstabbing idiots who wants to impose their culture on the public!

  • 2. Fecal clothing

This wasn't the best idea in the world to make clothes out of crap. Yes it wasn't they did and the Liberal Party approved of it and this made the public angry.

  • 1. Electric clothing

Image every time you misbehave your clothes zaps the crap out of you. Yeah these are the clothes you best stay away from.

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