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Clothes, attire, apparel, a feature of most modern human societies is the wearing of clothing, a category encompassing a wide variety of materials that cover the body. The primary purpose of clothing is functional, as protection from the elements and harsh ridiculous bullying. Clothes also enhance safety during hazardous activities such as hiking and cooking, by providing a barrier between the skin and the environment such as a hot sweaty day. Further, clothes provide a hygienic barrier, keeping toxins away from the body and limiting the transmission of crap.


Social & Cultural Functions[]

In many societies, norms about clothing reflect standards of modesty, religion, gender, awesomeness and social status.

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Rich people wear lavish clothes and accessories in order to show their status.


Clothing may also function as a form of adornment and an expression of personal taste or style.

Such as dressing up as a clown makes a person scary to others.

Dressing up like a lightbulb is a way to show off one's own brightness and intellectual power.

Common Clothing[]

Human sacrificial clothes[]

Clothes made from human sacrifices and their body parts. They include organs and skin. The Obamajuana sect wears these to scare away the nonbelievers.

Clothing that kills perverts[]

This is one of the ongoing projects of the researchers at the Pervocide School and its all about clothes that can sense perverts or the presence of pedophiles. Hmmm...I can sense something!

Profanity message clothing![]

Why the beep was was this created!

Soviet Secrets Clothing[]

These are normal shirts but the messages written on them are not. These shirts actually depict the secrets of the USSR. And that’s basically the idea.

Repellent clothes for ex-lovers[]

Tired of trying out ways to keep you away from your ex. I Gettin' Over U brings you the solution. A Lost Alligator City makes it possible to keep your ex away from you by alerting the police.

Flammable Clothes[]

And now we are so crazy about the clothes that we can burn them and ran naked!

Hoochie Lingerie[]

The hoochie lingerie is a brand of clothes that brings back the classic hoochie momma look.

Liberal fashion[]

As the name suggests, these are certainly a creation of Liberal backstabbing idiots who wants to impose their culture on the public!

Fecal clothing[]

This wasn't the best idea in the world to make clothes out of crap. Yes it wasn't they did and the Liberal Party approved of it and this made the public angry.

Electric clothing[]

Imagine every time you misbehave your clothes zaps the crap out of you. Yeah, these are the clothes you best stay away from.

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