"You are screwed, my son!"
"Why are you so UGLY MOFO???"
-Paranoid Patient
"I'm better doc please I want to go home to Michelle now!" -Barack Obama
Batshit craziness, a mental illness that affects the brain turning a person into an unreasonable monster that likes to do crazy things such as stand naked on a tightrope in the middle of winter or lashing out at people verbally over insignificant issues.
Causes[]
Insanity is caused by numerous things watching too much cornography, reading articles on this site, using huff, and also other stupid activities.
Also, active glue-sniffing causes insanity over time because of the waste of brain cells on this stupid pastime.
The most notable cause of insanity is too much power even if you're a dictator or just an asshole on an ego trip obsession follows your every waking moment the more power you consume the less stable your mind gets.
Morbid Insanity[]
Symptoms of morbid insanity are:
- Being an asshat towards others.
- Sabotaging the happiness of others.
- Yelling at random people in public or businesses.
- Threatening to shoot up a place with fecal matter.
- Nitpicking at other people who do not agree with them.
- Assholic tantrums and verbal abuse towards chickens and goats.
The Insanity of a Narcissist[]
- Day 1.0
"I'm writing this because I hate life and the people who live in this miserable world and I deserve better than what I'm getting. Every day I see people being happy trying to stay positive while I'm stuck in this endless cycle of crap. However, I have a plan batshit crazy plan. I'm going to get back at these dumbasses by acting like a unicorn. NOOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK AT ME BIG TEETH!"
- Day 2
"Yea I just sabotaged my friend who is nothing more than a f***ing flea! HAHAHA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL KILL YOU!"
- Day 3
"OH, SWEET BATSHIT INSANITY!"
"I think we should use the car today...Yeah, I feel like giving up on the whole nice guy act..."
- Day 5
"Oh shit, it's been 5 days since I wrote a bunch of rants about how my life is shit..."
- Day 7
"This is why I am messed up I have to become a unicorn!"
- Day 9
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
- Day 11
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
- Day 13
"Well, I'm federal prison...NO I'M NOT JUST KIDDING!"
- Day 15
"TODAY I CURSED OUT AN INNOCENT CASHIER AND MADE HER FEEL LIKE CRAP! I'M PROUD OF MYSELF!"
- Day 17
"I stopped talking to people because they can't get how awesome I am!"
- Day 19
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"Sweet bliss and not having to deal with you people anymore!"
- Day 21
"Nope, I'm not going anywhere until I have my pizza delivered!"
- Day 23
"I'm writing about this thing in my life for the first time that I decided to become batshit insane towards people!"
- Day 25
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