Poop, pooh, crap, waste and dead matter that comes from the human butt. Feces has a foul smell and also it's known for attracting flies, bugs, and total idiots.


The word feces came from Porkish feces trampex meaning "wipe it up whining tramp" and it was used as an insult for wenches and tramps back in the Porkish Empire. Then the English found the word in Porkish manuscripts and it became the word feces.

Human Waste

Human feces also know as faeces or stools, is the waste product of the human digestive system and varies significantly in appearance, depending on the state of the whole digestive system, influenced and found by diet and health.

If you eat a banana whole it will come out as a brown digested turd. The word crap came from the Porkish word kræpus meaning "dirty brown logs" or "feces".

Where does feces come from?

Feces comes from the butts of men and women and also other animals depending on the species feces also comes from plants but it is greenish.

The smell is from eating too many do nuts and drinking too much coffee which gives it the brown color and also eating other foods plays a factor how it forms in your intestines.

Humor & Feces

  • Porkish people used to throw feces at tramps.
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