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Porkish Empire
Porkishlands
The Porkish Empire (red)

Porkish influence (pink)

Capital Schittenburg
Population 2.5 million
Languages Porkish
Government Autocratic Monarchy
Legislature Porkish Parliament
Head of Government King
GDP None
Currency Faeces
Human Rights None


Porquician Empire, a former ancient failed civilization in Europe notoriously known for its lewdness, useless innovations, worthless technology, poor social skills, atheism and immorality.


History

The Porkish people came from the depths of the Earth and took over the continent by 500 B.C. and introduced useless technology and culture across the lands.

Also they were known for cooking pork and bull testicles as a delicacy but this didn't last as the Pope banned them from even setting foot into the Vatican.

People

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A replica of a Porkish man from the Louvre Museum.

They were described as a race of unsophisticated and snobby people who were a menace to civilizations and their contribution to the world was nothing more than vulgar and obscene words. Their architecture is made up of mud and feces dried in the sunlight. Also, they are too damn much and farted so much it destroyed the environment and also their civilization collapsed.

Cultural and Social Traits

  • The Porkish culture was centered on the worship of fecal matter and other bathroom humor.
  • Their society was built upon the betrayal, rare resources and bitter struggles of its past, this country was among the most unfortunate countries in its corner of the world.
  • The Porkish sciences and education were among the most useless and meaningless contribution to society.
  • Porkish people lacked a little in life expectancy and died at the age of 20 years.
  • The Porkish Empire were a xenophobic and violent country who were too lazy to do anything for themselves.
  • The time that the Porkish Empire collapsed there were opposing groups against their leadership, but this was short-lived.
  • Their laws were based on archaic and barbaric practices that were too gruesome to mention.
  • The Porkish people were quite miserable and pessimistic about everything.

Religion

Religion held no importance at all in their lives and, if anything, has made them more ignorant.

The people of the Porkish Empire were not very spiritual and they didn't have firm beliefs and many special ceremonies.

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