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Goats, a hoofed animal that eats garbage, grass, and anything that is not for human consumption.

These domesticated or wild animals have four legs each with a hoof and ahead with a pair of horns and long ears.

They tend to speak in an incoherent language that includes a phrase that sounds like "Bahhhhh!, baaaaahh! bahaha!" and the way they make that sound is unknown and thought to be just noises rather than words.

However, skeptics claim that they are just brainless animals with no moral compass and can stare into the souls of humans to corrupt it.

This was eventually proven to be a crackpot theory that was made by unprofessional and unlicensed philosophers who don't know what they're talking about.