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The '''Green Leap Backward''' (GLB) is a proposed United States of frivolous legislation made by [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]] that aims to address the so-called climate change and nonexistent economic inequality.
The '''Green Leap Backward''' those socialist policies that are ruining the [[United States]] and also driving everybody mad.

Latest revision as of 22:47, May 3, 2020

"You are banned from using plastic items!"-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

"The American people are better off without cars and airplanes!"-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

"Hello can somebody take this straitjacket off of me? Hello?"-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


"Obey me my bitches!"

The Green Leap Backward those socialist policies that are ruining the United States and also driving everybody mad.

Also the name refers to the Great Leap Backwards, a set of social and economic reforms and public works projects undertaken by former socialist countries in response to the failed economic development that made it worse making millions of people starve to death. The Green Leap Forward combines communist economic approach with modern ideas such as a virtually unusable renewable energy source made of feces, paper, aluminum and wood from the trees that they will decimate.

The Outline of the Great Leap Backwards Edit

  • Banning everything from plastics to breathing which will be very expensive to do and also cost a lot of money per month.
  • Farting and burping will be outlawed in a fine of $2,000 and a 10-year prison sentence.
  • The elimination of airplanes, automobiles and trains because of potentially harmful chemicals that are non-existent all the time comes from them.
  • The mass production of steel by melting down every household item that contains metal and plastic will also be banned and replaced by metal.
  • Breathers will be taxed if they do not comply with the standards of wearing special masks.
  • People will decimate forests in order to make wooden materials ultimately replacing plastic as a whole.
  • A nationwide curfew will be put in place to ensure that people are staying home and practicing good eco-friendly activities.
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