A smelly substance that was once used a fuel for major industrial work. Then meth was used as a fuel for some time. A recent report states that guano is bat crap.

Guano TradeEdit

Guano and meth are both crappy, then yet different from each other. The guano trade has been going on since man started an obsession with animal feces. In 1495 Crispy Columbus started the first guano wars between Flanche and Canadia.

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