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Protection syndrome, caused by the fear of goblins attacking a person's belongings and being defecated on by the IRS.

The common symptom of protection syndrome is collecting garbage and fecal matter from everyone including from their yards.

n the United State has many cases of hoarderss alone and there are millions of millions of protectionist that are on governme-t funded


The first hoarder was a caveman who collected skulls and rotting mean so he could roll in it like an animal. Later he was eaten by a giant bird. Then in modern times hoarders collected trash and refuses to discard of it.