Weirdopedia Wiki

Idiot birds, a species of birds known for their stupidity and also their dirty habits.


Idiot birds are know to run away from their nests at birth and eats everything in sight leaving nothing left and they piss the farmers off and usually they're slaughtered first. They are usually attracted to human waste and sewers in which they clog up with their regurgitated stomach contents.

Effects on the Environment[]

Their feces releases carbon moronoxide and methane these two chemicals are ruining the Liberal environment and that's why idiots are hunted for sport. Fast food restaurants are banning the use of idiot feces in the cooking because the big boys are getting sick and vomiting.