Batshit craziness, a mental illness that effects the brain of the person into thinking their well basically crazy. Reading Weirdopedia can result in chronic craziness and also loss of brain cells.
Morbid Insanity
Symptoms of morbid insanity are:
- Being an asshat towards others.
- Sabotaging the happiness of others.
- Yelling at random people in public or businesses.
- Threatening to shoot up a place with fecal matter.
Insanity of a Narcissist
Day 1.0
"I'm writing this because I hate life and the people who live in this miserable world and I deserve better than what I'm getting. Every day I see people being happy trying to stay positive while I'm stuck in this endless cycle of crap. However I have a plan batshit crazy plan. I'm going to get back at these dumbasses by acting like a unicorn. NOOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK AT ME BIG TEETH!"
Day 2
"Yea I just sabotaged my friend who is nothing more than a f***ing flea! HAHAHA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL KILL YOU!"
Day 3
"OH SWEET BATSHIT INSANITY!"
"I think we should definitely use the car today...Yeah I feel like giving up on the whole nice guy act..."
Day 5
"Oh shit it's been 5 days since I wrote a bunch of rants about how my life is shit..."
Day 7
"This is why I am messed up I have to become a unicorn!"
Day 9
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Day 11
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Day 13
"Well I'm federal prison...NO I'M NOT JUST KIDDING!"
Day 15
"TODAY I CURSED OUT AN INNOCENT CASHIER AND MADE HER FEEL LIKE CRAP! I'M PROUD OF MYSELF!"
Day 17
"I stopped talking to people because they can't get how awesome I am!"
Day 19
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"Sweet bliss and not having to deal with you people anymore!"
Day 21
"Nope I'm not going anywhere until I have my pizza delivered!"
Day 23
"I'm writing about this thing on my life for the first time that I decided to become batshit insane towards people!" Day 25
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL...