All hail the Mack!
United Fellowship of St. Mack, is a religion founded by brokenhearted men who oppose sexism, misogyny, homophobia, racism, bubblephobia, and other evils that are associated with fringe groups and organized religion.
History and Beliefs[]
The United Fellowship of St. Mack modern feminism as being too radical and thinks women should express themselves without going to extremes and opposed the patriarchy before the feminists.
They have no interest in the far-left and right politics and have no interest in getting involved in either side and also don't have a theology, preferring to live by the Respectful Commandments, which they interpret differently than most people do.
However, they have been falsely accused of being sexist and bubblephobic because they failed to embrace the new bubble gum flavor equality movement, which includes everything from food preferences to how much makeup a person can wear.
Then in the late 2010s, these allegations were dropped because they realized the United Fellowship of St. Mack is actually for women's rights.
Nonetheless, despite the name, the United Fellowship of St. Mack is not a Christian church or any affiliation with other congregations and has no hierarchical system.
Purpose[]
The United Fellowship of St. Mack was founded by four individuals who wished to create a place where men felt oppressed by radical politicians and other batshit crazy fringe groups.
They created this religion so people could come together and find comfort in a community that would not judge them for their beliefs and where they could feel like they belonged.
Since then, the United Fellowship of St. Mack has grown to have over 3,000 members and has many affiliates in the United States, including Canada, Mexico, and the UK.
Some of the members are Christian, some are not. Most of the members are from the far left and the far right, and all of the members are against the government and hate the United States.
The United Fellowship of St. Mack is a pacifist church that is a member of the Fellowship of Singles which supports people looking for love and friendship.
This a non-denominational church and does not believe in a hierarchical system of leaders. Its philosophy is one of respect and tolerance, and its members are encouraged to discuss all issues without fear of being judged or punished.
The United Fellowship of St. Mack has a large amount of debate going on about various topics, including the lack of women in leadership positions and whether the members should boycott the "puppet masters" which they call politicians.
Beliefs[]
The Mackist has to rehearse the Hymn of the Macks before himself and the Mackists. He has to follow these rituals:
- Not worrying about the people who wronged him.
- Wearing stylish clothes to attract women and developing a mutual friendship with them
- Shaving the beard and keeping a little mustache.
- Going to nightclubs and stealing the show.