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Seabat

The obnoxious sea-bat annoying the other sea creatures.

Sea-bats, sea-weedy-ass bats, a species of belligerent and unintelligent often aggressive aquatic animals that cause trouble throughout the history of the world.

They are known to go on a hyperactive fit if disturbed by anything or anyone who bangs pots and pans together.


Biology

The sea-bats thrive on the garbage and dead animals and also rubber tires are their favorite food of choice.

Also, they are nocturnal creatures that feed on plastic, rubber, and garbage, and even eat dead fish and dead animals.

They mate every five days and gives birth to a litter in one day that is hatched from eggs and the mother is usually stubborn and forgetful leaving the young to fend for themselves.

Their excellent eyesight helps some separate garbage from living creatures that are left rotting on the surface.

They are considered scavengers but they are not live in the Pacific Ocean and were nearly hunted to extinction by the locals because they became a nuisance and kept people up all night during mating season.


Obnoxious Behavior

The sea bats are very obnoxious and like to play pranks on other creatures and are capable of giving out a loud screech when disturbed.

Sea bats have been known to play tricks on humans such as making noises and causing small waves on the beach, hanging upside down in trees and bridges, flying around houses and schools, and making sounds that scare people. 

They also have a habit of throwing their feces at humans which can cause skin irritation and allergies.

There are several species of sea bats and they all share the same appearance of a shark with bat wings.

This is a time of year when they made shrieking noises and caused a lot of headaches for the residents.

The people had enough of their crap and decided to eliminate them by putting a ban on hunting them and by implementing a garbage collection program.

They are now protected and are currently at a steady population of over a thousand each year and still making those obnoxious noises.

Ridiculous Facts about Sea Bats

  • Sea bats are obnoxious creatures that float around in the water, where they eat garbage and poop. 
  • The world production of guano came from sea bats in the last few centuries and declined due to pollution.
  • Their guano is extremely hard, and stinky, and will not dissolve or decay that fast, so they build up around the ocean floor. 
  • When meeting they make horrendous noises similar to an elephant and a human stubbing their toe.
  • They were first sighted in the 19th century by ships traveling from the west to the east coast of America. 
  • Their behavior is described as being obnoxious and clever because they get caught in fishing nets and float away with the entire catch.
  • They are known for their cleverness and are sometimes called the "jesters of the ocean" because of their behavior. 
  • Scientists do not know how to classify them because they look like they belong in the shark family and have bat wings.
  • They are called sea bats because they have leathery wings that are designed for gliding and flying through the depths.
  • Sea bats have a stinky, fecal smell because they live in the ocean, but the smell is more prevalent when they are dying.
  • They are disgusting habits such as eating poop or garbage, throwing vomit, and making disgusting smells from their breath and body. 
  • They are pests to fishermen because they foul up their nets and destroy their catches.
  • The male sea bats can make noises that sound like elephants and horses or even cars and motorcycles.
  • They were seen as pests because of their size, odor, and disgusting habits, but they are also loved by the people of the Pacific islands.
  • They are a protected species of animals because they are endangered due to overfishing.
  • They are repulsive and unappealing to many people, so they are protected by law and will not be hunted.
  • They are natural hoarders because they will collect and bury objects such as other carcasses, dead fish, trash, boat parts, and plastic.
  • They can breathe in and out of the water, mud, industrial waste, sewage, and oil spills with their gills.
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