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'''Stoner Age''', when [[human]]s were first getting high off of the gifts of [[nature]]. |
'''Stoner Age''', when [[human]]s were first getting high off of the gifts of [[nature]]. |
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Revision as of 22:41, 17 December 2013
Stoner Age, when humans were first getting high off of the gifts of nature.
A rare glimpse of a Stoner Age female relaxing
History
The year 900 B.C. was the height of the Stoner Age. Apes, monkeys, and man became high on the smokaweed plant. The modern man smokes the marijuana plant as a replacement. Man also required female attention and love. He became very territorial with other men when it came to women.
Major Breakthroughs
- The first man to ever find a woman was named Ogg.
- The only time when man had free time is when he was a caveman.
- The food supply was plenty.
- Earth was less polluted.
- Dinosaurs died.
- Man and woman married each other in a wild wedding.
- The trees were plentiful.
- Women were half naked in cave outfits.
- First Weirdopedia was published.
- Women had rights and men worshipped them as goddesses.
- Ned Flyntstone found the Flynt Rok Company.
- Cornography was never heard of.