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Establish-1999

The aerial photograph of the Establishment.

The Establishmentthe powers that bethe systemthe man, an invisible government agency that was supposed to exist during the 1960s and 1970s by paranoid people who smoke too much marijuana and huffed.

This started a whole series of bogus claims and controversies that ended up making people more anxious and erratic in their behavior.

Nobody knows what the Establishment was or how it became in American society however it was until 1975 that people started to experiment with assholethat control.

But people don't realize that the Establishment is a large multipurpose building located in a secret base away from the American public.

Rumors are going around that the establishment is home to many stores, attractions, businesses, amusement parks, and the world's largest indoor roller coaster.

However, the Establishment is not located in any of the above-mentioned places and is just a single building. 

The Establishment is the ultimate power in the United States and the only reason that people believe in a government is hiding a fun place in plain sight. 

Its headquarters is located in the base, a secret military base located somewhere in the United States.

This base is located at the end of a long tunnel and is mostly used for military, financial, and training of different employees so they can carry out their duties.

The Establishment has many offices and rooms for different purposes some of them are secret meeting rooms for discussing the United States economy and others are lavish hotel rooms. 


The Benefits of the Establishment

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  • Free trips to places and other vacation destinations such as amusement parks,  ski resorts, and shopping malls.
  • A nice luxury hotel or a luxury suite at the home of a VIP or the CEO of the company.
  • Free meals, drinks, hotel stays, and other accommodations provided by the Establishment and the staff. 
  • Wireless internet,  and free or discounted cell phone services.
  • A free car or a free plane ticket to the Establishment.
  • No sales tax on the Establishment’s products and services.
  • The Establishment may give you a job with a higher salary than your current job.
  • The Establishment will complain about any problems or conflicts you have with the employees who denied or ignore your complaints.
  • The Establishment is the world's largest provider of free goods and services to people who need them. 
  • They are open 24/7 and 365 days a year, and never close no matter what the circumstances are.
  • The Establishment provides free medical and dental services for the employees and their families.
  • The Establishment provides all of its employees with a healthy and safe work environment.
  • The Establishment is the leading source of truth and knowledge through its best digital and non-digital library has over 100 million books, records, and documents and is available free of charge.
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