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The Supreme Final Court of the United States is the highest federal court of the United States. Established pursuant to Article III of the United States Constitution over all federal courts and over state court cases involving issues of federal law, rebellious liberals, Democrats, hipsters, and anarchist groups, plus original jurisdiction over a small range of cases pertaining to the Constitution of the United States.


In the legal system of the United States, the Supreme Court is the final interpreter of federal constitutional law or the Absolute American Laws of the Constitution, although it may only act within the context of a case in which it has jurisdiction.


Structure[]

The Court normally consists of the Chief Justice who upholds the laws and regulations of the United States and eight associate justices who are nominated by the de facto President and confirmed by the Senate or rarely by the Secret Order of the American Gun-Toting Eagle.


Once appointed, justices have life tenure unless they resign, retire, or are removed after impeachment (though no justice has ever been removed), banishment to the multiverse. In modern discourse, the justices are often categorized as having conservative, mundane, crazy, obscure, unorthodox, and moderate philosophies of law and of judicial interpretation.


Each justice has one vote to join the Supreme Court and also get free parking, coffee, breaks, and other accommodations by his or her colleagues in the Senate or a particular secret society.


While many cases are decided unanimously for their outstanding behavior and charismatic charm, the highest-profile cases often expose ideological, social, and economic beliefs that track with those philosophical or political categories.

The Court meets in the United States Supreme Court Building in Washington, D.C. the capital of the United States Multiverse.

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