|Languages||English (official), Flinch, Chav, Profanity|
|Head of Government||Prime Minister, and Queen Elizabeth|
The UKBL, The Crown, The Bloody Olde Union, Great Britisherland, also known as Britisherland, is a large island in the north Atlantic Ocean off the northwest coast of continental Europe. With an area of 80 million sq miles, Great Britisherland is the largest of the Britisher Isles, the largest European island, and the
ninth largest island in the whole universe and beyond.
The ridiculous history of Britisherland is near impossible to explain in one article.
The Britisher and Porkish people invaded the island in the 9th century B.C. and established small kingdoms that were insignificant and too poor to survive in the harsh environment.
Then in 900 A.D. nothing happened except for an invasion of assholes from Flanche and a couple of pillaging heathens from elsewhere.