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United Kingdom of Britisherland
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Capital London
Population 66 million
Languages English (official), Flinch, Chav, Profanity
Religions Christianity, Chukkism
Government Monarchy
Legislature The Parliament
Head of Government Prime Minister, and Queen Elizabeth
GDP CLASSIFIED
Currency Euro
Human Rights Complicated
Freedom Scale Complicated
Economy Strong


The UKBL, The Crown, The Bloody Olde Union, Great Britisherland, also known as Britisherland, is a large island in the north Atlantic Ocean off the northwest coast of continental Europe. With an area of 80 million sq miles, Great Britisherland is the largest of the Britisher Isles, the largest European island, and the ninth largest island in the whole universe and beyond.


History[]

The ridiculous history of Britisherland is near impossible to explain in one article.

It began with the Stoner Age and then various tribal groups fought for the same woman until they had enough.

The Britisher and Porkish people invaded the island in the 9th century B.C. and established small kingdoms that were insignificant and too poor to survive in the harsh environment.

Then in 900 A.D. nothing happened except for an invasion of assholes from Flanche and a couple of pillaging heathens from elsewhere.

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